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sweet-little-thing:

😍😍😍😍

sweet-little-thing:

😍😍😍😍

(Source: bullterrierlove)

obitchuaries:

I forgot that
most of the people
that like the same things as me
are fucking douche bags
and write poetry

skinttt:

honey I’m home

skinttt:

honey I’m home

(Source: tonigh-we-are-young)

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting them hurts more than any anon ever could

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themanliness:

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themanliness:

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I have a weird beard hair and its driving me crazy because I can’t pull it out of my face

One time we were intubating a patient who had a severe infection of the lungs. I was bagging, and the pulmonologist was suctioning the puss out of his lungs. Then suddenly without warning the valve on the ambu bag blew out and splattered me all over with pussy phlegm.

sphenoid-wings:

420anarchoskeleton:

freexcitizen:

I gave a man an enema with my mom

sphenoid-wings

I’m crying rn

ENEMAS ARE NOT A JOKE

(Source: dakkakid)

dovaahkiitten:

Nebby and I are judging you all.

the-oceanid:

freexcitizen:

Get my name tattooed on your least favorite titty

Get my titty tattoed on your least favorite name

I don’t want to tattoo yourΒ titty on my brother

Sometimes I’m like yo I wanna be in a 3 some, but then I’m like yo im to lazy to jerk myself off